Why They Commit Suicide Bombings

30Dec09

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

· No music
· No television
· No cheerleaders
· No nude women
· No car races
· No football
· No soccer
· No hot dogs
· No burgers
· No chocolate chip cookies
· No lobsters
· No nachos
· No Beer nuts
· No Beer !!!!!!!!
· Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
· Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
· Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
· More than one wife.
· You can’t shave.
· Your wives can’t shave.
· You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
· Your bride is picked by someone else.
· She smells just like your donkey.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[Source unknown.]

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2 Responses to “Why They Commit Suicide Bombings”

  1. 1 Sudipta

    So is this your backup blog?

  2. Yes, indeed, this is one more of my many blogs. I also have a tumblr blog. It is This Dreamlike Illusory Realm.


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